People that Talk during Movies

I just look at them that usually scares them enough

that would be hilarious sades seeing you pull out the flashlight at the movie theatre that's what I want to put my 20 bucks to to see that.

When I went and saw LOTR apart from the massive stench of BO, There was a few guys talking comparing it to the book. I was like...JUST WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE...

Whenever I go into a movie, I have my cell phone with me, but I put it on silent so the ring doesn't go off, and I don't have to answer it.

People that don't know how to be quiet for at least an hour and a half should not be allowed into movies.

Just like the height requirement for rides, you have to be able to be quiet for this long in order to get in. And if they talk during the movie, 10 lashings.

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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg

I carry a pack of disposable scalpels and surgical gloves.

I've never had repeat offenders.

It's my cinema experience. No one will **** it up for me.

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Another high quality post by Fez Wizardo

Just buy my ticket when we all go to the movies that one fine day, and I'll show you how well the flashlight works...

Last night I went with a friend to see Ice Age, I told her, you better make your phone silent, and she kept telling me no one would call. Her phone, on average, gets about 20 calls a day, there's no way anyone would not call for that hour and a half. She finally turned it to silent and it rang like 3 times during the movie.

People who bring phones to the theater are tards. If you can't be without it for a couple of hours, then go home and sit by your phone where you belong.

I can deal with people talking a little bit, as long as they whisper and it only happens a couple of times. Constant conversation brings out the homocidal maniac in me. I especially hate going to the movie with people who always ask me what's going on in the movie, and why somebody is doing this and what's going to happen to that person. YOU HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE EXACTLY AS MANY TIMES AS I HAVE, BUDDY! YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO!

My very worst experience was probably when I turned around to ask some chick to stop talking so loudly and she started throwing popcorn at me. At this point, the logical thing to do would be to get up and move, but I threw it back at her, and we spent the rest of the movie periodically chucking popcorn kernals. Luckily for us there were maybe 3 other people in the theater (we were watching "Life With Mikey"). It really was quite ridiculous.

Of course, all of this is moot when I am watching the midnight screenings of Rocky Horror Picture Show. The dancing and talking and throwing things is the only thing that makes that movie bearable (it's reaaaallly boring). I also enjoyed watching SW Episode One on opening day with people who cheered at the appropriate spots....