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I thought it had something to do with spanking at first.
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Waiting on the cable guy, and I'm really not in the mood to. The **** should be working, anyway, and I have work to do. Nothing I care to get started in, that I will have to suddenly drop when he shows up.



Do I look crazy????
planning my weekend trip to the lake, watching "Bull Durham", and dehumidifying my basement, it's rainy here today



Drinking a diet DP and eating grapes... and hoping they don't call me in to work tonight 'cause I am too tired to go....
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AiSv Nv wa do hi ya do...
(Walk in Peace)




Who watches the Watchbear?
Waiting...! seems to be a common thing here :P I'm packing for a vacation and also waiting for a slightly more reasonable hour to go wait in line for the Dark Knight.
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Yes spanakopita ( I like to call it spank) is a greek pastry made of phillo dough, spinach, feta cheese, onion, and spices. It is tres fantastique.

Right now I am waiting for my best buddy to arrive. She is visiting me for the weekend. Partay!!!



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Wishing I was drinking grapes instead of eating them...
Ah ha! I heard that.

I've spent 3 hours outside. I came in to post a tad, and make avatars. There's a shocker. Now I have scrolled everything here, and can't respond. I am too tired to sit up, so I shall go lay down. I'll never figure out how to sleep sitting up. I'm sure it would come in real handy.



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I've bought a lava lamp...

Now all I need is to invest in some massive flares, a bottle of Brut, a spangly carpet and a questionable racial attitude (send Fermanagh people back to Enniskillen! Nah, it'll need some work ) and I'll be completely back in the 70s.
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\m/ Fade To Black \m/
Im looking for hilarious and stupid videos on the net while flicking back to post here
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posting standup that ive done as well as sketches with my friends from groundlings on funnyordie.com but its taking way too long to upload! meh
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[punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, ese. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.



I'll never figure out how to sleep sitting up. I'm sure it would come in real handy.
Ditch the chair or whatever you use at your computer, get a nice reclinable soft leather lounger, and a wireless keyboard/mouse, and a large LCD so you can see whats up screen.



Just looking around here to see what I've missed.
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Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life*. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.
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