The Bank Job (2008, Roger Donaldson)
3/5
I somehow don't think this will win the latest
MoFo Movie Club Poll (If you haven't voted yet, you're weird!) so it'll be safe to post this little reviewette here...
I had avoided this movie in the video store for ages - the cover looked like a piss-take of DTV rubbish and the star had never filled me with anything more than a furrowed brow.
Nevertheless, I ploughed on due in no small part to the recommendation of Mr Powdered-so-called-Water!
The first thing that I realised was that
The Bank Job was written by Dick Clement and Ian la Frenais. They might only be well known thesedays to BritFos of a certain age but these were the guys behind such classic sitcoms as Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads, Porridge (my #1 TV comedy, as it happens) and Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Movie-wise, they've not been quite so heavily lauded but did once stop by to help Roddy Doyle adapt a little novel of his called The Committments...
Anyway, O thought I'd mention this because for the first 20 minutes or so the writing was absolutely awful, like an episode of Eastenders penned by Broadmoor patients. I half expected to see a couple of Pearly Kings launching into a chorus of Roll Out The Barrel, fer gawd's sake!
Happily, once this introduction to 70s London for our American cousins had passed the script, and the film, settled down into a pretty enjoyable little heist movie. The cast is solid enough, pockmarked as British films often are by a plethora of TV stars. Fortunately the TV stars on show here are of a pretty high calibur - Peter 'The Irish RM & The Bounder!' Bowles (who my mum fell in love with once in Dublin, but that has no place here) and David Suchet, always a good villain, to name but two.
Even Bruce Statham is ok. He's a facially inanimate big lug but is reasonably charismatic and seems to know his place, a bit like Clive Owen with less hair and some presence. It was interesting to notice that a small part was played by Craig Fairbrass, a prototype Statham from a decade or so ago who's career didn't exactly go according to his agent's plan - rooting around for scripts in Dolph Lundgren's bin, probably. A lesson to wannabe action stars everywhere.
I'm meandering again.
Not the most inspired film you'll ever see but well constructed and enjoyable enough that I might even buy one day. Who doesn't love a good heist movie, eh?
The Bank Job is good enough.
Thankfully, appearances can be deceptive. This isn't another remake of The Ladykillers...