The King's reviews

Lol had to rep you for the Chris Brown comment. I ain't seen this film but I have actually heard good things about it..

Undisputed II: Last Man Standing

This martial arts film is Never Back Down meets The Shawshank Redemption.

The film follows George Chamber who is a boxer near the end of his carrer who is in Russia and gets framed for Heroin possesion. He ends up in prison and has to fight to get out all the while building up a bond with one of those didn't-realy-deserve-to-be-in-jail-but-did-it-to-save-his-brother-and-has-a-dream-to-see-his-neese-before-he-dies type guy.

Good movie. Plently of fighting, a good plot and some drama. This film realy got me wanting a happy ending, which some films just don't.

I also liked this film because it decided not to the cliched story were the guy has to get out of jail to see his girl friend. In this film the main charicter had to get out of jail because it was simply a ***** hole. But at the same time there was still drama involved (the old guy having to get out).

I recemend this film to most - i give it 7/10.

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Sounds like a real cool film, I havent seen it but im keeping my eye out cheers dude Nice review !

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Jackass the movie

Jackass isn't what i rememberd it to be like. Sure when i sore this film a couple of years ago it was the most entertaing ***** around. But for some reason this time i watched it, it wasnt as entertaing as it used to be.

The movie isn't realy a movie. It is more a clip show of Johnny Knoxvile and co doing stupid *****. Thats fine with me though.

For some reason though, all the crazy ***** they were doing didn't do it for me this time though. It could mean that i have matured and seeing grown men shooting fire works out of their ass's isnt funny any more. What ever the reason, the movie just didn't cut it.

On a positive note though, all though there was only one time when i laughed (Johnny Knoxvile pretending to be an old person stealing from the liquore store) i still was entertained by it.

I think i'm over Jackass and im moving onto to bigger and better things (eg. the Welsh verson of them, Dirty Sanchez). Overall though it was OK, i give it 5/10.

Jackass was hilarious but ive seen the stunts so many times now its got quite redundent.

Nice review as always king!

That movie was funny. I had to look away at the part where they were giving themselves paper cuts, though. It hurts just thinking about it.

Fear

This 1996 thriller is awesome. It is the best thriller i have ever seen.

The film follows Nicole Walker (Reese Witherspoon) a 16 year old girl who falls in love with a guy named David (Mark Wahlberg). Things start off good in their relationship as Nicole's family like David, exept for her dad. But things turn sour after that as we start to see a dark side of David and thats when the film realy picks up into a suspensfull thriller that climaxs at the end.

I loved this film. It kept me sitting at the egde of my seat the whole movie. One thing i realy liked about the movie was the fact that we all knew that David would turn out to be bad, but just could not believe it. Marky Marks performance was also very good.

Another thing i liked about the film was the fact that it was just intresting. It sucked you into watching it. It is one of those films were you watch five minutes of it, and then you know you are going to have to watch the whole dam thing.

A great suspense thriller that does not go over the top but still scares you. I give it 8/10.

FEAR is a great film I need to get it on DVD and re-watch it.

Nice review and for reminding me that I need to upgrade this from VHS

Thanks King I am going to add Fear to my bigpond list

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Buddha

I think I've seen this movie a long time ago. Is there a scene where it looks like a dog is about to enter the room but then it's someone dropping the head seperated from the dog's body?

Yeah thats the one

Good scene

Haha. I was an extra in this film, funnily enough. It is a bad film, isn't it?

The Number 23

This movie staring Jim Carrey is very underated. The film follows Jim Carrey's charicter who is stalked by the number 23. If i said any more of the plot i would probaly ruin it.

Anyway i very much liked this film and i was very upset (well not very upset, actually i didn't realy care that much) to here that this movie was hated by critics. I have no idea why, seriously.

It is a great physcological thriller that is like the better verson of The Shinning IMO.

Although at some points confusing, the film answers all the questions it had left open in the last ten minutes. The last ten minutes pretty much explain the past 2 hours. Which some may say is bad, the plot twist near the end was good.

One thing about the movie though, i didn't quit get how a number could kill people. Anway i recemend this to people who like thrillers as this one is up there with the best. I give it 23/10 - get it? (god i need new material)

Seriously though i give it 7/10

Ive seen The Number 23 and found it ok nothing really specail it was a good thriller but I wasnt really fussed tbh.

Better version of The Shining? Really?

I thought Shining was about isolation , anyway I still congratulate you on watching a movie where numbers kill people.

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American Pie

The classic teen comedy. Yes, i have finaly seen it.

American Pie is an awesome teen comedy about four high school kids who make a pact to get "some" before the end of high school. Thats pretty much the plot in simple an complicated terms.

The movie had some funny as hell bits such as all the awkward scenes between Jason Bigg's charicter and his dad. And pretty much any scene were Stiffler was talking and/or could been seen.

But the film also had a decent plot as well. It wasn't a dumb ass comedy were the whole objective of the film is to get people to laugh, it got people to intrested by just being intresting.

I actually consider this film as a dramedy.

Anyway i give this film 7/10.

That's what I thought it was