FAN FICTION: Escape of the Mutants

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WARNING: This story contains adult language and strong war violence.

I wrote this story at www.boxofficemojo.com Some characters names may sound weird because members signed up to be in the story. I hope you enjoy it.


Chapter I: The Legend
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Many centuries ago, in the country of India, there was an evil sorcerer known as Lord Soloman. Before he turned to evil, he use to work for the Kingdom of India. He was King Raurou's special servent, but he was banished from the Kingdom for having an affair with the princess. Many people wanted him to be executed, but the decision was for him to be banished from the Kingdom.

Angered by this, he decided to take up dark magic. He started finding followers all over India. Even some people left the Kingdom. He began to lead a secret rebellion. They sent many threats to the kingdom over a period of 3 years. Then he came up with an evil sceme to get back at the Kingdom.

He used his dark magic to mutate all of his followers giving them special powers. Some of the most powerful ones were Amigo, Dewi, Moviedude, Riggs, and Spidey-Julia. Amigo could breath fire, Dewi had super strength, Moviedude had the power to make things levitate, Riggs could run superfast, and Spidey-Julia could fly.

So Soloman led a suprise attack on the Kingdom. They fought for many days and nights. Many mutants and soldiers died. But the Kingdom's allies from Sri Lanka arrived to help the Kingdom. The Rebellion was defeated.

This time, King Raurou decided to execute Soloman. By a beheading. And the Mutants were banished to the bottom of the Arabian Sea. Soloman's spirit went to Hell, and there he served Satan as slave. Still holding his anger and urge for revenge. Over a period of one thousand years, Soloman remained in Hell, and the Mutants still were at the bottom of the sea alive in an unknown location. But at the time, Soloman was planning something secret and very terrible.

Chapter II: Soloman's Plan
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One thousand years later, Soloman was thinking up a plan to escape from Hell. Since he served Satan, it reminded him when he served Raurou. It made him very angry, that he wanted to return to the Kingdom and destroy it. While he did backbreaking labor, he was thinking of of a plan. Finally he had an idea.

After his hourly whipping, he decided to put his plan in action. He snuck into the Dark Pallace, and got past the demons that were the guards. He silently snuck into the throne room. He saw Satan sitting on his throne with his staff. He was busy talking to his son Damien, when Soloman snuck up behing the throne, and took the staff. Satan didn't notice. Soloman was almost to the door, when he was spotted by Satan.

SATAN: What the **** are you doing you slave scumbag!

Soloman pointed the staff at Satan and shot a flashing red light at him. He feel to the ground dead. Damien looked at Soloman full of rage.

DAMIEN: You murdered my father you *******!

Soloman raised the staff and shot the same flash of light at Damien, and it also killed him. Suddently the door burst open and guards ran in. They started shooting fire arrows at Soloman, but he blocked them with the staff. And he shot a blast of fire at all guards, so he could escape. Soloman ran out of the Palace, across the land of fire towards the gate.

He killed anyone who got in his way. Once he reached the gate, the Gatekeeper tried to stop him, but just like everyone else, he was killed. Then Soloman pushed open the gate and walked through it leaving hell.

Chapter III: The Mutants Returns
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Once Soloman had walked through the gate, he suddently felt a rush of fire. He was being transported back to earth. Once the fire stopped he was standing at the remains of his rebellion grounds.

Everything was in ruins. He stood there observing his surroundings, remembering his power over the rebellion.Now his next plan as to bring back the Mutants. They were somewhere at the bottom of the Arabian Sea.

Soloman traveled far and wide to get to the shore. Days later, he was standing on the sandy beach of the shore staring out at the sea. He lifted up the staff, which was now his, and shot a beam out at the sea. Soon the water started swirling around. It started getting faster and faster. It soon became an underwater cyclone, which is a whirlpool.

Suddently Soloman walked out to the water. He could walked on top of it without sinking. He stood at edge of the whirlpool and looked down. He saw the thousand Mutants he created, sleeping.

SOLOMAN: Wake up!" "It is time to complete our task!

All the Mutants started to open their eyes. They all got up yawning with with a roar.

SOLOMAN: Come, lets go!

The Mutants started to climb up the water like a ladder. Once they all got up to the top, Soloman started to walk towards the land. The Mutants followed.

Chapter IV: Rebirth of the Rebellion
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For days, the Mutants followed Soloman. They didn't know where he was going, but they followed him anyway. Finally they arrived at the Rebellion Grounds.

SOLOMAN: Okay, I want this place fixed up by tonight.

The Mutants began rebuilding. Amigo used his firebreath to burn unwanted material, Dewi used his superstrength to lift heavy objects, Moviedude used his powers to move objects that would be dangerous to touch, and Riggs used his powers to work very very fast.The other Mutants did the rest of the work. By nightfall, the grounds were rebuilt. Soloman walked over to his throne and sat down.

SOLOMAN: I am proud you all, our rebillion will soon be reborn!

The Mutants all started to cheer. Soloman signaled for silence.

SOLOMAN: Our next step will to declare war on the kingdom, in the morning I shall travel to the Kingdom and delcare war to the King.

Again the Mutants started to cheer.

The next Morning, Soloman left early. The Mutants remained behind. By noon, Soloman arrived at the Kingdom. Once he entered the castle, he was led to the throne room by the King's servent Eregon. Once in the Throne Soloman asked for the King' name.

RAUROU: I am King Raurou XII, what is it that you want?

SOLOMAN: I was the first Raurou's servent, I declared war on this kingdom 1000 years ago, but I was defeated and execute, I went to hell and then escaped a couple day ago, now I've come back to finish the war.

RAUROU: But you were defeated.

SOLOMAN: Well, me and my rebellion declare a second war!

RAUROU: Rebellion?

SOLOMAN: Yes, they use to be humans when I mutated them and gave them dark magic.

RAUROU: Guards, escort Soloman out of here and make sure he doesn't get back in.

The guards went over to Soloman and led him out.

SOLOMAN: You better watch your back Raurou, I will ge my revenge, the Rebellion has been reborn!

Chapter V: Preparation For War
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Once Soloman left, King Raurou let out a big sigh of grief. Raurou got up from the throne and went over to a table and started writing a letter

EREGON: What should we do King?

Raurou looked up, his face red with anger.

RAUROU: If that bastard wants war, we'll give him war!

EREGON: I'll assemble the troops sir.

RAUROU: No, just send this message to the General.

EREGON: As you wish your highness.

Eregon bowed and left the room. He walked down the hall, and went up a flight of stairs. And walked down another hallway. Aty the end of the hall, he knocked on a door. The door opened, and an old man, no older than 70 stood there.

TIGIN: Yes Eregon, what is it?

EREGON: Tigin, here is a message from King Raurou for you to give to the army.

Eregon handed Tigin the message and left. Tigin turned around and shut the door behind him. He then opened the letter and read it.


Dear General Tigin,

A dark sorcerer known as Lord Soloman just arrived today and declared war on our kingdom. He has Mutants that possess dark magic that will fight for him. So I want you to notify your troops that they have 1 week to train before they march into battle.


Tigin folded his letter back up and left the room. Half an hour later, he was standing before the entire army.

TIGIN: Everyone, I have an official message to read to all from King Raurou.

Tigin read the letter out loud. After he finished, everyone started talking.

TIGIN: The training begins now!

Far away Soloman was returning to the Rebellion Grounds. He gathered up all the Mutants, and began a speech.

SOLOMAN: Mutants, I have just spoken to King Raurou XII, we are at war!

All the Mutants began to cheer.

SOLOMAN: In one week, we shall march into battle, until then, we shall train!

Chapter VI: The Spell of Speak
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Four days had passed since Soloman declared war on the kingdom. The mutants had been training hard. They tested their powers and worked out. Also Soloman practiced his magic.

That night, Soloman was sitting in his hut, reading his spell book. When he came across a spell that made him jump instantly.

SOLOMAN: That's it!

Soloman ran out of his hut and blew the wakeup horn. Within second, Mutants emerged from their huts.

SOLOMAN: Gather round Mutants. I have come across a spell in my spellbook that I have not seen before. It is the Spell of Speak!

The mutants looked excited. And begab to talk to one another in their Mutant language.

SOLOMAN: Since you were mutated, you all lost your will to speak in man's tongue. Once, I perform this spell, you will be able to speak in man's language. Close your eyes and join hands while I perform the spell.

So the Mutants did so. And Soloman raised his staff, and pointed it at the Mutant croud.

SOLOMAN: Craco di undfraw, siyu ci lada!!

A rush of orange light shot out of the staff and hit all the Mutants. They kept their eyes closed and hands held until it was all over with.

DEWI: Testing, testing. WOW!! I can, I mean, we can speak!!

MUTANTS: Yayy!!!!!

SOLOMAN: Now I need somone to deliver this message to Raurou. Spidey-Julia, how about you?

SPIDEY-JULIA: Yes Soloman.

Spidey-Julia ran up to Soloman and grabbed the note. She turned around, and spread her wings and flew away. She flew onward until she reached the castle.

She entered through a window, and landed on her feet in the Throne Room.

RAUROU: What the...

SPIDEY-JULIA: Message from the powerful Soloman.

RAUROU: You can talk!

She walked over to the King and gave him the note. Then flw away back to the rebellion.

RAUROU: What does that ******* want now?

He unfolded the letter and read it. It was really short.


Dear Jerk-off

My Mutants now have the power speak. Three days till your doom.


Raurou stood up and took a deep breath.

RAUROU: This makes no diference what so ever. ... The Kingdom will not fall!!!

Chapter VII: The March
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On the dawn of day 7, Soloman was the first up. He ran over to the wakeup horn, and blew it.

SOLOMAN: Wake up! The time is now!

The Mutants emerged from the huts and gathered around Soloman. HE then lifted up a bag and reached in it. He pulled out a glowing sword, and sat it down.

He raised his staff and pointed it at the sword. It began to float 8 feet above the ground. Then Soloman chanted...

SOLOMAN: Multiplyio, sawn, diwi, crandianio!

The sword then burst, and it multiplyed in to many, many many copies. As they fell, each Mutants caught one.

MOVIEDUDE: We are grateful Lord.

SOLOMAN: Now, I have giving you all magic swords that can shoot out a killing spell. Also you are equiped with your own magic. Now my Mutants, MARCH!!

Far away, at the castle, Tipin, King Raurou, and the army were at a meeting.

TIPIN: Now, I supply each and every one of you with a sword. Use it well.

RAUROU: Also, remember. today we fight for our freedom, lives, and for the Kingdom.

The army began to cheer. Raurou and Tipin both smiled and pulled out their swords.

RAUROU & TIPIN: For the kingdom!!!

ARMY: For the kingdom!!!

TIPIN: Now, MARCH!!

Both armies began to March towards their enemies. For days and nights, they only stopped for three hour to sleep and eat. Then they marched again for 14 hours. People might get weak and tired this way, but both armies were strong. But the challenge was not far away.

Two days later, the armies came face to face with each other. They stood their examining their enemies. Then Soloman raised his staff and and shouted.

SOLOMAN: Charge!!!!

RAUROU & TIPIN: Charge!!!!

Chapter VIII: The War Begins
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BANG!!! Once the two armies crossed there was a loud bang. Everybody's sword was out and was slashing. Blood was everywhere. Heads rolled. People were tripping on guts, and severed body parts. Amigo shot fire at 10 soldiers at once. They all burned to a crisp.

Dewi ripped people apart, Moviedude made droppen swords fly into people, Riggs held out his sword and ran past soldiers so fast, the sword cut them apart. And Spidey-Julia dropped huge boulders from above. Soloman was blasting his enemes with his staff. And General Tipin and Raurou fought fiercly with their swords.

DEWI: Die you bastards!!!

MOVIEDUDE: Take this, and that!

SOLOMAN: DIE! DIE! DIE!!!

On and on the battle went for many hours. Some got separated, and the fighting started to spread. Some started hiding in caves.

By midnight, Soloman and about a dozen of Mutants his in a cave for the night.

SOLOMAN: You all have fought well. But remember, there are still many Mutants out there fighting. And some have already died. Those of you here that are injured, please step forward.

Five Mutants stepped forward. Soloman used magic to heal their injuries. After that, Soloman sat back down.

SOLOMAN: Spidey-Julia, I want you to go and fly around and look for survivers. Then bring as many as you can back here.

SPIDEY-JULIA: Yes Lord.

SOLOMAN: And Amigo, I want you to hide behind a bush, and if you see any of our enemies, I want you to burn them to a crisp.

AMIGO: Yes Lord.

SOLOMAN: And the rest of you, get some rest. Tomorrow there will be more fighting. The war has begun!

Chapter IX: Switching Sides
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As Spidey-Julia flew around looking for survivers on her side, she thought to herself.

SPIDEY-JULIA: Am I doing the right thing, am I on the right side?

Also, when Amigo was hiding behind a bush, looking for some of his enemies to burn, he thought the same thing.

AMIGO: Am I doing the right thing, am I on the right side?

Instead of doing their jobs, the two Mutants did the opposite. Spidey-Julia helped wounded soldiers from the Kingdom, and Amigo burned other Mutants.

Later, the two mutants met up with each other, andwrote a letter to Soloman


Dear Soloman,

I'm sorry, Amigo and I have left your side, we are now helping the Kingdom.


Through the night, Julia and Amigo were looking for where Raurou and Tipin were. Then 2 hours later, they found them and a couple of soldiers in a cave.

Once they entered, the soldiers pulled out their swords.

AMIGO: Wait, don't attack. I am Amigo, and this is Spidey-Julia. We have left Soloman to help your side.

TIPIN: Very well. Sit down, me and Raurou were just discussing a plan to attack the Rebellion.

SPIDEY-JULIA: How about we get reinforcments from Sri-Lanka.

RAUROU: Great idea! You can't fly right? Please fly this letter to General Quin in Sri Lanka.

SPIDEY-JULIA: Yes sir.

So Julia took the letter and flew off.

Back at Soloman's Cave, Soloman was reading the letter.

SOLOMAN: Ahhhh!!! Those traitors!!!!

Chapter X: Reinforcements Arrive
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A week later, Rauro and Tipin were standing by the shore, surrounded by guards. They were waiting for the ship full of soldiers for reinforcements from Sri Lanka.

TIPIN: Their late.

RAUROU: Patience, they'll arrive soon.

Back in the battlegrounds, there were many battles happening. Again, there were blood, guts, and bodies everywhere.

DEWI: Fell the wrath of my muscles.

Peoples heads were getting flatened by Dewi. Their brains, eyes, and bones were coming out of their ears. But Dewi was squeesing and ripping so hard, that he pulled his muscles.

DEWI: Ow!! ****!!

A soldiers from the Kingdom saw that Dewi was weak. He lifted his sword and ran over to Dewi, and chopped his arms off.

DEWI: F**k!!!

Blood was squirting out of both ends and he fell to the ground unconcious.

SOLDIER: Feel the wrath of my blade!

Back at the shore, Raurou and General Tipin were still waiting.

RAUROU: You know, I've been thinking about Spidey-Julia and Amigo. Do you think we can really trust them?

TIPIN: I think so, they don't seem the lying type.

RAUROU: I think we're putting too much trust with them.

Then all of a sudden, over the horizon, a ship appeared out of the midst.

TIPIN: Look sir, their coming.

The ship approached the land, and then two men tossed out two long and thick ropes. Two soldiers tiedv them tightly to two trees.

The life boats on the deck began to lower. They were full of men with swords, and bags of supplies.

Once all the men got to shore, a man wearing a kings uniform stepped forward followed by a man in a general's uniform.

RAUROU: Welcome King Alrin, and General Quin.

ALRIN: Hello King Raurou. We have come to you to fight against these Mutants together, as our forefathers did long ago.

QUIN: We shall get our camps set up, then we shall begin our fight together.

TIPIN: We hope that with your help, the rebellion will finally be defeated.

Chapter XI: Return to Hell
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That night, when Soloman was returning to his cave, he found Dewi dead on the ground. He was armless and covered in blood.

SOLOMAN: Damnit! One of my best Mutants are dead! Unless... I got it! With this staff, I can return to hell, and bring his soul back from the dead!

Soloman raised his staff and slammed the bottom on the ground. Light surrounded him, and he began to sink beneath the ground. He sunk, for many minutes, until he entered the top of hell.

Once he reached the ground, he put away his staff. Fire was everywhere. Demons were everywhere carrying whips. Slave chained up were chopping away at rocks with chisels. The demons noticed Soloman, and all stared at him with anger.

DEMON: You killed Satan! You shall die!!

Soloman shot a light at the demon. He then floated in the air covered in a yellow light, strugling with pain.

SOLOMAN: Where is Dewi?! I demand to see Dewi!

The demon pointed to the left. Soloman saw Dewi in chains, chopping away at the wall with a chisel. Soloman shot a flashing ball at the chains, breaking them.

SOLOMAN: Dewi, sand beside me.

Dewi walked over to Soloman, and then stood beside him. Again, Soloman slammed the bottom of his staff on the ground, and was then surrounded by light.

Soloman and Dewi began to rise up to the surface of the Earth.

Chapter XII: Working Together
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The next day, was the most violent and grewsome battle of the war yet. Dewi was back on Earth and fighting harder than ever before. Dewi had killed over 200 soldiers with his bare hands. He barely needed his magic sword.

Meanwhile, the Sri Lanka army were about to behin their first battle.

ALRIN: Remember, fight for honor, fight for your friends, fight for your life!

QUIN: Get ready, and... CHARGE!!!!

The army began their first attack. All fought with all their strength and will. But still some were killed in the fighting.

Moviedude was currently in this battle. He used his levitation powers and levitated two soldiers in the air and dropped them of a near cliff

Splat, once they they hit the ground, their bones broke, and skin ripped, and their gut fell out. Ones heart was hanging out and it was still beating. He was still alive.

So Dewi helped Moviedude out, by dropping a 1000 pound boulder on the surviver.

Like the India army, the Sri Lanka army too began to split up in to many other battles. Soon, they met up with their allies, and fought and worked together. If someone got wounded, someone would help them, and if someone lost their sword, the other would give them theirs.

This shows, that we should help each other in time of need. But the Mutants, were basically ********. It was every Muitant for it's self.

But Soloman was the only one who helped other Mutants. He would use his staff to repair injuries, and give them confidence.

SOLOMAN: Get up, remember you can do it!

But this still didn't cover his evil. The battle was raging on. The population of all three armies, were decreasing rapidly. Soon, there would be a fall of an army.

Chapter XIII: Tough Negotiations
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Days and days went by as the war continued. Food was out, so people began to eat dead bodies. This made people sick. Some killed themselves, because they would rather be dead than become cannibals.

The armies were very weak. Ever since, the war began, nearly all of the soldiers and Mutants were dead. There were 78 Mutants, 31 soldiers from the Kingdom, and 27 from Sri Lanka.

The good people were out numbered. But Soloman, King Raurou and King Alrin, and Generals Tipin and Quin remainded.

QUIN: This is the most violent, and horrible war I've ever fought in.

TIPIN: Same here.

ALRIN: Both of our armies together are still out numbered by those damn Mutants. I think we should surrender.

RAUROU: No!! We will fight, until we are all dead. That's part of war.

ALRIN: Maybe to you, but we're leaving. We are going back to Sri Lanka. I wont sacrafice anymore of our Soldiers. General Quin, round up our armies and put them on the ship.

QUIN: No! We made a promise. We will fight with the Kingdom of India to the end.

ALRIN: Quin, I command you!

RAUROU: Alrin! Please stay! One more battle.

ALRIN: Alright, one more battle. That is it!

QUIN: Okay, at the stroke of dawn, we march one last time.

Chapter XIV: The Final Battle
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The next morning. The final march of war was in progress. It was very misty, and cold. Soloman led his Mutants while, Tipin and Quin led their armies. Along also came King Alrin and King Raurou.

Everyone, was well rested and ready for some ass kicking. This would be one big battle. There would be no splitting up. Once, the armies came face to face staring at each other through the mist. At the same time, everyone drew their sword.

SOLOMAN: Today, the Rebellion shall defeat the army, and then we shall take over the Kingdom.

RAUROU: Never!

QUIN & TIPIN: Charge!

SOLOMAN: Charge!

Everyone ran towards their enemies, preparing to cross. Once the armies crossed. There was a BANG! Just like the first battle. The sound of swinging swords could be heard miles away.

Amigo and Spidey-Julia were using their powers against their fellow Mutatns. Amigo and Moviedude were in a fight. They fought dirty, when Amigo had Moviedude pinned down, instead of burning him to crisp, Amigo said something.

AMIGO: Moviedude, think. Join the kingdom. You will be free from Soloman. Choose the right path.

MOVIEDUDE: It is too late for me!

Moviedude used his levitation powers and rose Amigo into the air. But Amigo then shot a blast of fire.

Moviedude jumped to his feet and screamed in pain.

MOVIEDUDE: Ow!! It burns.

He then fell to ground and burned and burned. Until his bones were ash.

Death was everywhere. There weren't many people left. Spidey-Julia also tryed to turn some Mutants to good, but she too had too kill them to protect herself. She picked up Dewi and dropped him off a cliff.

Soloman was wounded and bleeding badly. He felt light headed then he let out a big yell a anger.

SOLOMAN: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! You Mutants have failed me. I am over here bleeding and about to die.

When the remaining Mutants saw this they then thought to themselves for a moments

ALL MUTANTS: F**k you Soloman!

SOLOMAN: What?!

MUTANT: We have finally relized that bit was you that controlled our lives. Before we were Mutated we were happy, but you forced some of us to follow you or we'd b killed.

RAUROU: Face it Soloman, you have been defeated. Your Mutants are no longer loyal to you.

Soloman was confused and freaked out. Then he picked up a droppen sword, held it above his heart, then... He pulled the sword through his body. He sat up for a couple of seconds in pain and puking blood out, and he fell to the ground and his eyes closed.

Chapter XV: The Transformations
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The second after Soloman died, the ten remaining Mutants, including Imigo and Spidey-Julia, began to glow.

They were freaking out, but then their disfigured, and rotten wrinkly bodies began to transform into human flesh. They felt their bodies changing.

Once, their bodies took a human form, the vglowing stopped.

AMIGO: We're human again!

MUTANTS: Yay!!

But since they turned back to humans, they lost their powers. But it was better that way.

RAUROU: The Rebellion is defeated!

TIPIN: Now let's go home.

Soloman's soul was falling and rushing through fire on it's way to Hell. Finally he hit ground.

SOLOMAN: Ouch.

He sat up and saw that he was surrounded by 20 Demons.

SOLOMAN: Where's my a staff?!

A Demon lifted it and pointed it at Soloman.

DEMON: We've been waiting for you.

Chapter XVI: Aftermath
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As the mutants left, the battlefield was now empty. Thousands of dead bodies were strewn everywhere. Blood and guts were all over the battlefield. A few soldiers were still barely alive, and moaned as they passed to death. However, there was one other place which seemed untouch. A shell of a mutant was laying down, it's face torn in pain. Burned to a crisp, it was surrounded by ash. Suddenly, it twitched. A hand, a human hand, reached out from inside. Moaning, a figure slowly crawled out. Unlike all the other humans, his skin was brown from the flames.
He looked around, and found clothes to cover his naked body in. When he had fully equipped himself, he gathered the few bits of unharmed armor he found, and put it on him. The figure started to walk off, then suddenly turned. His keen eyes noted something, and running towards it, he looked at the object, and smiled. Picking up a staff, he then turned again, and walked into the sunset.

THE END
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At the other wesite they said it was too short.





Stick around. You're the man.



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This is some long-ass dork exhibition. Damn.


Tell it like it is! I have no idea what this is all about. It's like spam mutated!



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Wow, this is the most retarded pile of doo-doo I have ever encountered! George, you make Forrest Gump seem intelligent!



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I'm sorry if you don't like my story. Everyone else liked it. But apparently you are a jerk.



…. Out of the mouth of a 13 year old…who just joined… Way to go George…

I read a little of your story and it’s not too shabby… still needs a little work to make it flow a little better but you definitely have talent…
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Wow, this is the most retarded pile of doo-doo I have ever encountered! George, you make Forrest Gump seem intelligent!
You're so rude...........not to mention obnoxious.........revolting and nasssty.....

I think he makes more sense than you do at times.....

to be totally honest........
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