Guilty Or Not Guilty

Not Guilty

Has brewed their own beer or cider?

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Under-the-radar Movie Awesomeness.
http://earlsmoviepicks.blogspot.com/

Not guilty. I'm not even legally allowed to drink yet.

Has started drinking at inappropriate times?

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Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
-Daniel, There Will Be Blood

Yeah, I drank my first glass of vodka when I was eighteen (a single prom toast). Didn't drink any other alcohol before or after until now (it's not like now I drink), so I guess it counts as a weird time, but not inappropriate. Not guilty, then.

Is studying?

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San Franciscan lesbian dwarves and their tomato orgies.

Not guilty

Is a man?

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Fear and Loathing in MoFo... The Gunslinger 45's Top 50 Favorite Films

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Guilty, mostly. I still act like an immature little prick.

Is a woman?

Not Guilty

Watches more than 4 hours of tv a day?

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

Not guilty

spends more then 4 hours on the internet a day?

Usually Guilty

Prefers sunrise/sunset to midday?

Guilty. I usually feel sluggish during the day. I'm a night time creature.

Owns a certain DVD, and you have no idea why you own it?

Guilty

Has plans to play pool tonight?

Not guilty,

Has hurt yourself by running like an idiot?

Not Guilty

Has a beard?

Not guilty. I try to grow one every NHL Playoffs, but I'm just not manly enough. I need to go bear wrestling.

Has had a dream of a sexual nature?

Guilty

Has bought a film this week?

Guilty. (Three actually)

has eaten a lot of not healthy food today?

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Not Guilty

Should be doing something else, atm?

Guilty. Namely, my job.

Speaking of which: been drunk as a skunk at work?

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Not guilty.

Has put something in your mouth that was too big for you? ( but not really...)

Guilty

Has electrocuted themselves?

Not guilty, though I've had some close calls.

Has had been hospitalized on more than one occasion?