Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi

First off: F*ck Snoke. I'm glad he's dead. I hate to break it to the fanboys on Reddit, but this story isn't about Luke or Palpatine 2.0; It’s about KYLO and REY. Point blank. Not a combination of the 4 that are intertwined. Also, I wasn’t really dying to find out Snoke's Identity or Backstory. People are bitching like “uggh, how can I care about a character’s death If I don’t know anything about him?” He’s f**king dead. Too Bad. So Sad. Move on. And the reason why Darth Maul's death was aggravating is because the rest of the trilogy kept killing villain after villain with no real antagonist that wasn't lurking in the shadows. You had Maul kill Qui-Gon--Obi Wan's master... wouldn't that be a perfect motivator for Kenobi? Thus resulting in a great villain that'll last for the next 2 films? Now, we're already at the second film in this new trilogy. We don't need an extra villain (especially If he's freakin Discount Palpatine) just because he looks oh-so-spooky and you can endlessly speculate on "what his TRUE identity is."

BECAUSE BEN SOLO IS OUR VILLAIN YOU IDIOTS.

You don't have to kill Snoke so soon though, and in such a weak way where the only way to beat him is to trick him. You don't have to kill Luke either, those two could and should as far as I'm concerned have faced each other, even in this movie as I've said previously it's the only Star Wars ep lacking a true Lightsaber duel. Then you can move onto Rey/Ren in the next one. I'm not so sure Ben Solo will end up a villain either, its looking like a weird romance between them.

And there's a reason why the "Snoke Identity Confirmed became such a big meme that essentially pointed and laughed at the fans for their wacky theorizations. Granted, I'm a bit guilty of one myself. But you've never seen me talk to an overwhelming extent while OCDing my "theories” about and what not. Plus, your reactions to my “Theory” post essentially proved my aforementioned point of an oversaturation perpetrated by the fanbase. It honestly feels like you can’t speculate or have any fun unless these YouTube 'Click Baiting' fanboys analyze every spec of every little detail. It’s getting tiresome.

When I first learned of Rey’s parentage, I was shocked but didn’t know how to feel. Letting it sink in for a period of time, made my realize that this is utter brilliance. I’m aware Lucas wanted to keep the saga “Skywalker” oriented. But making her a complete nobody that’s essentially been a bastard her entire life, adds way more strength and complexity to her character that didn’t need a connection to the other Trilogies in order to achieve. Also, If this really feels like a letdown after such of big deal was made of Rey’s identity; then listen here: Rian Johnson took the proclaimed "MYSTERY BOX" that J.J Abrams threw into the Lucasfilm Hat… then Rian f**ked the box up It's the a**. Then he shoved it up Abram's a**, while he constitutionally f**ked Abrams in the a**, while the box and the hat was still up his a**. Then he went ahead and actually DID something with the characters, while moving the films in a very bold and new direction. (Whilst taking massive liberties with the seeds that J.J planted.) I highly applaud him for that.

First off: F*ck Snoke. I'm glad he's dead. I hate to break it to the fanboys on Reddit, but this story isn't about Luke or Palpatine 2.0; It’s about KYLO and REY. Point blank. Not a combination of the 4 that are intertwined. Also, I wasn’t really dying to find out Snoke's Identity or Backstory. People are bitching like “uggh, how can I care about a character’s death If I don’t know anything about him?” He’s f**king dead. Too Bad. So Sad. Move on. And the reason why Darth Maul's death was aggravating is because the rest of the trilogy kept killing villain after villain with no real antagonist that wasn't lurking in the shadows. You had Maul kill Qui-Gon--Obi Wan's master... wouldn't that be a perfect motivator for Kenobi? Thus resulting in a great villain that'll last for the next 2 films? Now, we're already at the second film in this new trilogy. We don't need an extra villain (especially If he's freakin Discount Palpatine) just because he looks oh-so-spooky and you can endlessly speculate on "what his TRUE identity is."

BECAUSE BEN SOLO IS OUR VILLAIN YOU IDIOTS.

You don't have to kill Snoke so soon though, and in such a weak way where the only way to beat him is to trick him. You don't have to kill Luke either, those two could and should as far as I'm concerned have faced each other, even in this movie as I've said previously it's the only Star Wars ep lacking a true Lightsaber duel. Then you can move onto Rey/Ren in the next one. I'm not so sure Ben Solo will end up a villain either, its looking like a weird romance between them.

And there's a reason why the "Snoke Identity Confirmed became such a big meme that essentially pointed and laughed at the fans for their wacky theorizations. Granted, I'm a bit guilty of one myself. But you've never seen me talk to an overwhelming extent while OCDing my "theories” about and what not. Plus, your reactions to my “Theory” post essentially proved my aforementioned point of an oversaturation perpetrated by the fanbase. It honestly feels like you can’t speculate or have any fun unless these YouTube 'Click Baiting' fanboys analyze every spec of every little detail. It’s getting tiresome.

When I first learned of Rey’s parentage, I was shocked but didn’t know how to feel. Letting it sink in for a period of time, made my realize that this is utter brilliance. I’m aware Lucas wanted to keep the saga “Skywalker” oriented. But making her a complete nobody that’s essentially been a bastard her entire life, adds way more strength and complexity to her character that didn’t need a connection to the other Trilogies in order to achieve. Also, If this really feels like a letdown after such of big deal was made of Rey’s identity; then listen here: Rian Johnson took the proclaimed "MYSTERY BOX" that J.J Abrams threw into the Lucasfilm Hat… then Rian f**ked the box up It's the a**. Then he shoved it up Abram's a**, while he constitutionally f**ked Abrams in the a**, while the box and the hat was still up his a**. Then he went ahead and actually DID something with the characters, while moving the films in a very bold and new direction. (Whilst taking massive liberties with the seeds that J.J planted.) I highly applaud him for that.

Nah Yoda ghost would come back and own Snoke

Nah Yoda ghost would come back and own Snoke