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Any Star Wars fans here? If so, how would you rank the movies in the franchise? Here’s my list.
1.A New Hope
2.The Empire Strikes Back
3.Return of the Jedi
4.Rogue One
5.Revenge of the Sith
6.Spaceballs
7.The Last Jedi
8.The Phantom Menace
9.The Force Awakens
10.The Rise of Skywalker
11.Solo
12.Attack of the Clones

Mark



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1. Star Wars
1a. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Return Of The Jedi

You can keep the rest. Yes, including Rogue One, which I'll never understand the praise for.
And, for what it's worth, I consider The Rise Of Skywalker to be the single worst blockbuster ever made, easily passing Wild Wild West.



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IV
V
VI

I don't care about any of the rest. The prequels aren't necessarily bad although they definitely aren't great, and the rest of them are crap. Disney has made some atrocious Star Wars material and I won't watch any of it.
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In 1978 I saw "A New Hope" in the theater when it was just known as "Star Wars". It had been out just a little bit. Before the internet for sure, but there was still some buzz before it really broke big. Stood in line in the blazing summer sun. From the first moments when the starships appear, I was enthralled. Had never seen anything of this quality before. Funny. Exciting. Thoroughly enjoyable.

The Empire Strikes Back may be the intellectually better film. But that first experience makes A New Hope my favorite by far.

I like your placement of Rogue One. Heck, I might even move it to No. 3.

As for the rest, your order is OK because, though I enjoy watching them, they don't feel all that significant; just mindless entertainment. Episodes 10-12 raise maybe an inch above the others.

I've also enjoyed all of the serial spinoffs and would rank them separately like this:

The Mandalorian
Andor
Ahsoka
Obi-Wan Kenobi
The Book of Boba Fett
The Acolyte (it was OK, unfairly trolled)

Getting ready to binge Skeleton Crew when it finishes leaking out.

Space Balls? Nope!
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1) Star Wars
2) The Empire Strikes Back
3) Rogue One
4) The Last Jedi
5) Return of the Jedi
6) The Force Awakens
7) Revenge of the Sith
8) The Phantom Menace
9) Solo
10) Rise of the Skywalker
11) Attack of the Clones

5 and 6 are more or less tied, and so are 7, 8, and 9. Torn between 10 and 11 as the bottom ones as well. Could go either way.
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TV Shows?

1) Andor
2) The Acolyte
3) The Mandalorian (haven't seen S3)
4) Obi-Wan Kenobi
5) The Book of Boba Fett


Haven't seen Ahsoka or Skeleton Crew yet.



Star Wars becomes less relevant to me with each passing year. It amazes me how shamelessly Disney has tarnished the legacy of this franchise, doubling-down on one idea after another. Kathleen Kennedy isn't just incompetent, but willfully reckless. The originally trilogy is great. Jedi is definitely 3rd place and which one is first depends on my mood. Rogue One wasn't that bad, but it wasn't necessary either.



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A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Attack of the Clones
The Phantom Menace


The sequels are garbage



To my mind, the definitive Star Wars Saga is the six that George Lucas either directed or had a direct hand in. I'm not necessarily saying that everything from the Disney era is lame, but for me the story of Luke Skywalker and the rise, fall and ultimate redemption of his father Anakin are Star Wars for me. Anything else is just bonus material of variable quality, and I haven't even actually seen it all.

Here's how I personally rank them:

1. Revenge of the Sith (III) (2005)
2. The Empire Strikes Back (V) (1980)
3. Attack of the Clones (II) (2002)
4. A New Hope (IV) (1977)
5. Return of the Jedi (VI) (1983)
6. The Phantom Menace (I) (1999)

I know, I know. I probably should rank the classic 1977 original much higher. But the original has perhaps become a bit over-familiar to me over the years, and I happen to think that Attack of the Clones is highly underrated (give or take those lines about sand and wishing feelings away). That whole climactic sequence on Geonosis is great, starting from two Jedi vs. a trio of beasts in a Roman-style arena and then building and escalating into the beginning of the Clone Wars! As you may gather, I actually have a slight preference for the darker end of the Star Wars spectrum. My memories of seeing The Empire Strikes Back as a little kid during the movie's first theatrical run are very vivid, and certain images from that film are permanently etched into my brain. (It's the very first Star Wars film I ever saw in a theater.) And even though the Prequel Trilogy gets so little love, I think George Lucas knocked it out of the park with Revenge of the Sith, bridging the two eras of his saga and sending our Galaxy Far Far Away straight to Hell in a handbasket. Ian McDiarmid's Palpatine totally owns that film lock, stock and barrel! (And I saw ROTS a total of nine times during its '05 theatrical run!) Like so many other people, I was at first kind of disappointed in The Phantom Menace when it first came out, but that's only because its primary function was to set up everything for not only the Prequel Trilogy, but everything that we already knew from the Original Trilogy. As a result, it's more interesting in how it sets everything up and is less interesting as a story in its own right. Likewise, Return of the Jedi has the thankless task of adequately summing everything up and bringing everybody's stories to a satisfying conclusion. (As woefully inadequate as The Rise of Skywalker admittedly was in this regard, even Lucas had mixed results with ROTJ.) In addition, both ROTJ and TPM are perhaps a little too "kid-friendly" for my tastes. But ROTJ does have the final three-way confrontation between Luke, Darth Vader and the Emperor in Death Star II's Throne Room, and for me that sort of gives it an edge over TMP. For me, the real meat of the Saga is in the middle, with the fall of Anakin and the rise of Luke.

Special honorable mention goes to the Rian Johnson-directed eighth chapter, The Last Jedi. Johnson really tried to do something different and subvert fan expectations, and he deserves a lot of credit for that. (Let's face it, there's nobody with a more ridiculously inflated sense of entitlement than Star Wars fanboys.) Alas, J.J. Abrams came back for the ninth chapter and tried to give everybody what the chastened Disney assumed they wanted...
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S-Tier
1. Empire Strikes Back


A-Tier
2. A New Hope
3. Last Jedi


B-Tier
4. Rogue One
5. Return of the Jedi


C-Tier
6. Force Awakens
7. Solo
8. Phantom Menace


D-Tier
The rest.



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To my mind, the definitive Star Wars Saga is the six that George Lucas either directed or had a direct hand in. I'm not necessarily saying that everything from the Disney era is lame, but for me the story of Luke Skywalker and the rise, fall and ultimate redemption of his father Anakin are Star Wars for me. Anything else is just bonus material of variable quality, and I haven't even actually seen it all.

Here's how I personally rank them:

1. Revenge of the Sith (III) (2005)
2. The Empire Strikes Back (V) (1980)
3. Attack of the Clones (II) (2002)
4. A New Hope (IV) (1977)
5. Return of the Jedi (VI) (1983)
6. The Phantom Menace (1999)
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The Prequel Trilogy has a lot of what I consider "external flaws" that are its biggest drawbacks than actual narrative and structure issues. First, yes, Lucas went a bit wonky with his writing and directing in them. I concede that no problem.

However, I think it's the fans that are why the Prequel Trilogy aren't highly regarded and not the films themselves that cause the poor quality. What I mean is, well, a few things. One is that the expectations for Phantom Menace were huge. I remember everyone in my fourth- and then fifth-grade class champing at the bit for it the moment it was announced. That, and Pokemon cards, were the buzz about the lunch room. That was it. There was no way we'd be satisfied. At all. And that's my sample and I understand it was wide spread beyond my neck of the woods. I highly doubt Lucas could have appeased any of his fans with Episode I. Then there was the fact the Original Trilogy fans grew up and Phantom Menace was geared for the Original's original audience; pre-teens/young teens, so it felt very child-like and not up to their new standards. There was also minimal maneuverability for a story. We already knew Obi-wan and Anakin and Yoda and Palpatine all survived and all of the other Jedi died, and that Anakin turns evil, and all of that, so it kind of lessened the impact of the Prequel Trilogy.

Could the Prequel Trilogy been better? There's no doubt in my mind it could have been. Could it have lived up to expectations? That is highly unlikely. Are the Prequels bad? Not in and of themselves. Fine; they're flawed in numerous spots. They aren't bad films. I just don't care to watch them frequently. I just stick with IV, V, and VI.



Any Star Wars fans here? If so, how would you rank the movies in the franchise? Here’s my list.
1.A New Hope
2.The Empire Strikes Back
3.Return of the Jedi
4.Rogue One
5.Revenge of the Sith
6.Spaceballs
7.The Last Jedi
8.The Phantom Menace
9.The Force Awakens
10.The Rise of Skywalker
11.Solo
12.Attack of the Clones

Mark

You deserve an extra for including Spaceballs in your Star Wars list.
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However, I think it's the fans that are why the Prequel Trilogy aren't highly regarded and not the films themselves that cause the poor quality.
With respect, without that fan base, if those films were just generic space action movies released to the public in a vacuum, they would have sunk like stones. Those turds floated around the outer rim of the bowl because that built-in fanbase guaranteed buoyancy. Not only is the regard not their fault, they gave those films more life, more buzz, and more legacy than they deserved.



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With respect, without that fan base, if those films were just generic space action movies released to the public in a vacuum, they would have sunk like stones. Those turds floated around the outer rim of the bowl because that built-in fanbase guaranteed buoyancy. Not only is the regard not their fault, they gave those films more life, more buzz, and more legacy than they deserved.
I think it's a combination of both. The fans wanted the films to succeed so they watched them and they hoped the movies would deliver what they wanted. The fans bought the tickets, hoping their efforts would elevate the films into posterity, even though their opinions of the movies were that they were poor. They were box office successes and critical failures that do remain in the psyche because of the fans, and are tarnished by the same fans. "They suck and we saw them because we had to see them."

Without the fans, we don't hear about the movies. Without the fans, we don't know they suck and fall short of our expectations.



I think it's a combination of both. The fans wanted the films to succeed so they watched them and they hoped the movies would deliver what they wanted. The fans bought the tickets, hoping their efforts would elevate the films into posterity, even though their opinions of the movies were that they were poor. They were box office successes and critical failures that do remain in the psyche because of the fans, and are tarnished by the same fans. "They suck and we saw them because we had to see them."

Without the fans, we don't hear about the movies. Without the fans, we don't know they suck and fall short of our expectations.
A built in fan base is a double-edged sword.

That stated, making a fun Star Wars movie shouldn't be on the order solving Fermat's Last Theorem or matching Shakespeare. RLM got it's start with a biting criticism which pointed out what these films should have been. The real problem here is that Lucas got all the control he ever wanted and he didn't have guadrails, someone to say "No," a Marcia Lucas in the editing bay.

Moreover, the fans were patient, spent millions encouraging these awkward children, hoping against hope that the franchise would right itself. No one wanted Star Wars to succeed more than the hardcore fans who were excited to show these films to their kids and pass the baton.



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A built in fan base is a double-edged sword.

That stated, making a fun Star Wars movie shouldn't be on the order solving Fermat's Last Theorem or matching Shakespeare. RLM got it's start with a biting criticism which pointed out what these films should have been. The real problem here is that Lucas got all the control he ever wanted and he didn't have guadrails, someone to say "No," a Marcia Lucas in the editing bay.

Moreover, the fans were patient, spent millions encouraging these awkward children, hoping against hope that the franchise would right itself. No one wanted Star Wars to succeed more than the hardcore fans who were excited to show these films to their kids and pass the baton.
Yeah exactly. The fans wanted Star Wars to succeed so they tried to force it to succeed. It did, albeit financially, and not quality-wise. I hold fast to the notion the Prequel Trilogy isn't terrible. I also hold fast to the notion that it isn't great and that it is a massive disappointment that had no chance of being as good as we hoped.

The Sequel Trilogy and the eight thousand spin-off weird things are just pure cash grabs preying on the innocent fans to milk the dead cow. I was looking forward to them until I watched them. Now I am looking forward to avoiding them.