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I can see the boardroom coversation now...
"Girlbusters!!! So, who can we get in the roles?"
"Cameron Diaz has done comedy"
"Yes! She'll do!"
"Sandra Bullock once did a humorous role"
"Get her on board, now"
"Anna Faris? She can be the ditsy one like in Scary Movie"
"Nice choice! But we need a tough one as well, the Everyman... sorry, Everygirl. Kinda like the Ernie Hudson role"
"Milla Jovovich"
"Perfect!!"
"What about a Male role? We need a reverse Dana Barrett... has to be someone that will draw the girls in even more so than just having Girlbusters as our angle"
"I know!!"
"Who?"
"Robert Pattinson!! We can have him turn into a creature!! You know, Dana turned into a Dog, so he can turn into a Cat!!!!!!! Cameron Diaz has to save him"
"Perfect!"