What's your pickup line?

Live around here often?

Not what I meant...

the joke.. "the refrigerator and stove are white to match the wedding dress".. its kind of a chauvinistic joke.. and I was testing the water on how you felt about women.

Well, that was a dirty trick, and only because it was so cryptic, there's no way I would've attached it to how I feel about women. I don;t feel anything about "women". I take each "human" on a trial basis. If they are cool and decent, I love it. If they are vindictive and snakey, not so much, haha.

Equality, ya know?

I love men.. but sometimes they are a dick.. not fond of chauvinistic men anyway... Im a vocal strong-willed woman and well would have been burned at the stake if this was the 1600s.

lol I just came up with a bad pickup line for a guy to use on a girl... and @Mr Minio I will slap you over this one

"Hey baby, ever heard of Vlad Tepes? He enjoyed impaling people. How about I show you how it was done?"

I understand. I work everyday with typical pig headed dudes. I'm not gonna lie..it's easier just to joke back with them, but it drains me...such pea brained douchebags. That's not to say I'm not a chauvanist at times. I am. I like to feel like a man and have some power and joke with women. But at the root of my heart..I understand, and would never base my oath in a way that follows the lazy activity of being a dead beat guy. What that is, essentially, is just an under sexed man child who has no idea about much of anything except, well, except being a distraction to a mind that would rather be somewhere else. The typical guy that gives "guys" a bad name, are the ones who cannot think for themselves and have no parameters outside of a box shaped by the dull collective of a retarded society. Hate to say it but it's true. A lot of dudes are dumbasses. And a lot of women are dumb as F*ck, too. Tons of dumb chicks toting around entitlement when they only deserve an education in humility.

Alright love, fancy a shag?

I agree 100% on most of what you said..

Ha, I just read the last couple pages

Citizen Rules, have you ever seen Mr Minio's pickup lines for me?

Yup, I've seen em.

Girl, putting on red lipstick, asks Guy, "Do you like wearing the color red?"

If you cant figure this out..to bad.

where is @Dani8? Im sure she can come up with some good ones!

A friend of mine said he once witnessed the following pick-up attempt in a bar, but I don't know whether he was just repeating an old story.

Man: So love, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized. (puts down finished drink and walks away)

LOL I've been married long enough Ive forgotten, and pretty happy about that. I remember the eggs for breakfast line tha t bonito mentions, but I dont actually know anyone who was on the receiving end of it. Or gave it for that matter.

I cant figure it out.

A little bit too vulgar to me. "Want to make love to me?" is okay, I guess.
And then turns out there are only like 5 thousand people like this in the entire world. I know that feel.
Better not. She might get a bad idea...
Who are you, a carpet seller?
And gained invaluable experience, eh?
Just like Brainbombs sang:

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San Franciscan lesbian dwarves and their tomato orgies.

@MovieGal you wake up the beast in @Mr Minio. So many pickup lines. I will steal from you some, @Mr Minio.

just snap your fingers and they come runnin

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Sorry, girls. My true love is @cat_sidhe. I just realized this.