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The Guard - (2011)
The dialogue in hit Irish film
The Guard is really funny, but it's also really sharp and clever as well. It features an unorthodox Sergeant in the Garda Síochána (the Irish police, commonly referred to as "The Guards") - Gerry Boyle (Brendan Gleeson), who isn't crooked, but at the same time takes the drugs he confiscates off crooks and corpses, frequently uses call girls and makes the most of his position. Okay, perhaps he's a little crooked - as all of the Guards in this seem to be - but when his partner is offed by cocaine smugglers he teams up with an American FBI agent, Wendell Everett (Don Cheadle) to help bring them down. It's an odd couple buddy cop comedy that provides frequent laughs - and is the most successful independent Irish film in history. I've seen it a couple of times now. Brendan Gleeson's constant wry remarks and abundant charisma make
The Guard a pleasure to watch.
7/10
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My House in Umbria - (2003)
Okay, I picked an absolute horror of a movie to commemorate the passing of Maggie Smith last night - it was not on my wavelength at all, and there would have been no saving it because it was the story itself I had huge problems with. Author Emily Delahunty (Smith) is on a train, homewards bound in France when a hidden bomb explodes, killing around half of the people in her compartment. The survivors (all of whom have lost a loved one) decide to have a delightful holiday at her house when they all leave hospital - and that looks as weird as it sounds. There's no trauma (apart from a young girl, Aimee (Emmy Clarke) being mute for a few days), and everyone seems to be having a delightful time. Delahunty narrates her thoughts as if she's writing one of her novels. When Aimee's uncle (her parents were killed in the explosion), Thomas Riversmith (Chris Cooper) arrives to collect his niece, the movie treats him like he's a party pooper, despite the fact that he's the only sane person in the movie. Nothing feels right - not Delahunty's psychic dreams, old Quinty's (Timothy Spall) love affair with a young maid or the cheerful General (a very old Ronnie Barker) - these people have just lost their nearest and dearest ones for goodness sakes. The whole "let's make a garden!" side plot, Delahunty's alcoholism, Delahunty's flashbacks to being sexually abused by her adoptive father or her real parent's riding off a circus daredevil barrel on a motorbike up, up, up into heaven - these are all cobbled together in a clumsy fashion and I couldn't find my footing at all. I thought
My House in Umbria lacked cohesiveness, and I couldn't wrap my head around the happy tranquility these people had found after the horror they'd experienced. I had so many more issues with this movie, but I've said enough.
4/10
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O-Bi, O-Ba: The End of Civilization - (1985)
I'm hopelessly curious when it comes to seeing what apocalyptic visions look like, but invariably I walk away pained that such a dead end for humanity is even possible. Full review
here, in my watchlist thread.
8/10