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The premise is hilarious. The U.S. government (and maybe another government responsible for the other side?) know about a gateway to hell and has a whopping two people stationed to prevent monsters from coming out of it? Two was the size of the police force in Mayberry, R.F.D. But sure they leave just two horny lonely people on either side with sniper rifles and alcohol. Don't run a psych eval or anything, just give 'em booze and let them ogle each other with binoculars when they shower. Leave them with parachutes, just in case they want to jump into the gorge if they get an intrusive thought?

More like, you would have a division on either side. The thing would be encased in a sarcophagus like the control building in Chernobyl. You would have geo-stationary orbital platform with tungsten rods and MOABs waiting to be launched.

The only thing that can save the film is... ..the twist, which will probably strain credulity even more.