Favorite Movie Quotes?

The entire dialogue between Brett and Jules in Pulp Fiction:

"Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more ******* time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace."

i absolutely love this quote from love actually, makes me smile soooooo much everytime i watch it.

jamie: its my favourite part of the day, driving you.
aurelia: (in portuguese) its the worst part of my day, leaving you.

i'm not sure if i've spelt portuguese right, but who cares?

That's A Tasty Burger- Jules (Pulp Fiction) Haha I Love That Line.

"You tell 'em Steve Dave!"

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From Mr. Mom

[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket]
Jack Butler: I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

(IMDB)

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Oh, oh. That's simple.

"It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims."
"I didn't."
"No. No, you ate yours."
- The Silence Of The Lambs

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HAHAHA I LOVE THOSE !!! here's some of mine!!!

Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A ****in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing? -My Cousin Vinnie


Mona Lisa Vito: The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
Vinny Gambini: And why not? What is positraction?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.
[the jury members nod, with murmurs of "yes," "that's right," etc]
Vinny Gambini: Is that it?
Mona Lisa Vito: No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
Vinny Gambini: And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint?
Mona Lisa Vito: They were!
Vinny Gambini: Thank you, Ms. Vito. No more questions. Thank you very, very much.
[kissing her hands]
Vinny Gambini: You've been a lovely, lovely witness. - My Cousin Vinnie


Marge Simpson: [to Lisa] Honey, that's great. But the very best thing is that he listens to you. Because nothing means more than for a man to...
[looks up in surprise]
Marge Simpson: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
[cuts to Homer holding a pig to the ceiling]
Homer Simpson: [singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song] Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can't*, / He's a pig. / Look out! / He is the Spider-Pig! -The Simpsons Movie


Robert 'Fish' Fishman: How dare you?
Moby Type Kid: Excuse me?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: How dare you call yourself a musician?
Moby Type Kid: Lots of bands use drumloops!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: A lot of elevators play Celine Dion - that doesn't make it right. - The Rocker ...


haha.. you like?

My favorite film for great quotes:


- "If I am not me, den who da hell am I?"
- "See you at the party Richter."
- "Ha ha ha, you think this is the real Quaid? It is."

All of these are from Tombstone:

"You tell them I'm coming and hell's coming with me"

"I'm your huckleberry"

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd. "

Wyatt - "How are you?"
Doc Holliday - "I'm dying, how are you?"

"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg

The complete scripts to Casablanca and Elmer Gantry

I'll be calm and just post a few examples from each.

"You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American."
"We musn't underestimate 'American blundering'. I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in 1918"

"As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man."

"You despise me, don't you?"
"If I gave you any thought I probably would."

"Who is Rick?
"Mademoiselle, you are in Rick's! And Rick is... "
"Who is he?"
"Well, Rick is the kind of man that... well, if I were a woman, and I were not around, I should be in love with Rick. But what a fool I am talking to a beautiful woman about another man."

- Casablanca

"Oh, he gave me special instructions back of the pulpit Christmas Eve. He got to howlin' "Repent! Repent!" and I got to moanin' "Save me! Save me!" and the first thing I know he rammed the fear of God into me so fast I never heard my old man's footsteps!"

"Mister, I've been converted five times. Billy Sunday, Reverend Biederwolf, Gypsy Smith, and twice by Sister Falconer. I get terrible drunk, and then I get good and saved. Both of them done me a powerful lot of good - gettin' drunk and gettin' saved. Well, good night."

- Elmer Gantry

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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"I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met..."
"Was La Belle Aurore."
"How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris."
"Not an easy day to forget."
"No."
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue."

"A franc for your thoughts."
"In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth."

"What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
"My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
"I was misinformed."

Yeah, Casablanca is pretty awesome.

Goodfellas

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f*ck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf*cker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering pr*ck ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

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wanna see you wearin that thong thong thong,
see you get it on till the break of dawn
mermermer... panties on.

From Stepbrothers;

"I got porn from the seventies, eighties and nineties... it's like masturbating in a time machine."

"Why are you sweating?"
"I was watching Cops."

"I heard my own son yell 'rape' at the top of his voice."
"I honestly thought I was gonna be raped, he had the weirdest look in his eye and he said, 'let's get it on!"

From Superbad;

EVAN "Mclovin? What are you? An irish R n B singer?"

JULES "Are you crying?"
SETH "No... I just have something in both my eyes."

EVAN "Take off your vest you look like Aladdin."

And my all time favourite; Arnie in Predator!!!

DUTCH "What's da matter Dillon? CIA got you pushing too many pencils!"

I might have said some of these but.


Neil Gallagher: Its time for you to die, so you can live forever.


Neil Gallagher: I'm the master, and you're the puppet!


Neil Gallagher: "I put a gun in my mouth and blew away my vast knowledge."


Dana Hadley: “I am not a cynic, Frank! I prefer to think of myself as a nasty bitch. “



Neil Gallagher: “ It’s Time to die Alex. So you can live forever! “


Neil Gallagher: “ Hello Alex. Goodbye Alex. “ ( Gun shot sound)


Neil Gallagher: “ You can’t save her Alex! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha “


Neil Gallagher: “ You’re not leaving on my account are you? “

Neil Gallagher: “ Metaphysically speaking I killed myself. And using the techniques of the old puppet master, I brought myself back to life. “

Neil Gallagher: “ What the hell do you think you’re doing?! “

Neil Gallagher: “ I’ll get you Alex! “

Neil Gallagher: “ Open that door you ****ing little cretin or I’ll chop you into firewood! “



Neil Gallagher: " Because we're all joined by are thoughts and sooner or later one of you would of learned that I have discovered Toulon's secrets."


Dana Hadley: You are in great danger - do not go near the fireplace.


Dana Hadley: The truth is honey. Your husband was a despicable greedy bastard. He screwed us and we mean to even the score. I make myself clear?


Frank Forrester: A little bit of sauce and Dana can become quite the cynic. Doesn’t she?
Dana Hadley: I am not a cynic, Frank! I perfer to think of myself as a nasty bitch!


Frank Forrester: We also got a call from the white witch.
Alex Whitaker: You mean, Dana?
Frank Forrester: Yes, lovely Dana. She knows the location... it's an old hotel on the California coast.


Joey Carp: “ That’s right. Do it bitch! I said do it! Oh yeah, that’s right, oh yeah you like that don’t you? “


Dana Hadley: “ **** you, you ivy league tight - ass! “



Robert Toulon: Christmas Pals, Christmas Pals, love to come and play. Oh what fun you'll have with your Christmas Pals when they wake up Christmas day... That's it! They're gonna wake up the toys on Christmas!



Lance: Thought you went to bed hours ago?
Wanda: Hmm I couldn’t sleep. Every little sheep that jumped over the fence, landed under a horny ram.


Patrick: But one you will cheerfully drop if a hefty pay check rolls your way. Right?


Patrick: "Do those alien medics ever give someone a sex change"? Ha Ha Ha

Patrick - "DID those alien medics ever give LIZ a sex CHANGE"


Wanda: "The only time I want to feel somebody tossing and turning in bed is when I'm helping them."


Camille: "I'm afraid we're all in danger as long as we remain in this house, I'm leaving tonight."


Wanda: "Don't forget: Whittaker did see something, something that drove him out of his mind."
Lance: "Alex Whittaker was nuts, man; period!"


Joey Carp: “ Why don’t you mind your own business….. Bitch! “


Joey Carp: “ You’re not doing nothing that I can see, except standing here like a ****ing moron! “



Joey Carp: “ Hey why don’t you check my tires, now that you’re down there. “


Joey Carp: “ See Ya later Tank! “


Joey Carp: “ Sorry, sorry, sorry. What the ****s the matter with you? “





Lord Sutekh - Prepare to rise my child, breath my child and live to kill my child!


Zombie Toulon - Aww my poor Jester. You need the fluid and we have so little left.


Lance - Jee it looks like this place is becoming a regular resort.
Wanda – yeah lets hope this one is a little more normal.

Eriquee Chanee – My wife used to say. That if she rose up after six, she thought the entire day has been lost.


Zombie Toulon - Our work must be completed tonight.

Zombie Toulon - Always waiting for appropriate moment to harvest, fresh human material.


Zombie Toulon – You Torch, You will deal with his burning desires in the most appropriate way.


Zombie Toulon – No one, except for a woman who calls herself Carolyn will escape!


Zombie Toulon – I know how to get into things. Give them life. Temporary life.


Zombie Toulon - No more ghostly games, with trick or treat.


Puppet Toulon - Come back with that!!


Megan Gallagher - Told you I wanna show you something.


Dana Hadley - Now that sounds like Gallagher, He wanted something.


Megan Gallagher – If you have something to say, I wish you would say it to me.

Dana Hadley - I would of kicked that bastard out on his ass!


Meagan Gallagher - I’m so confused. Who are you people?


Megan Gallagher – You’re dead!
Neil Gallagher – Yes I am!



Megan Gallagher – we have to get out of here!


Zombie Toulon – “ Murder my Elsa?! HA! I knew they could not run the other forever! “
THEY COULD NOT ROB ME OF HER FOREVER...



Camille: "I'm afraid we're all in danger as long as we remain in this house, I'm leaving tonight."


Carrissa – “It was horrible. What he did to her!”

Neil Gallagher – “ And I was always quick with the woman. Right Alex? “


Neil Gallagher – “ And Megan. She so was young, so easy to win over. “


Dana Hadley – “ Ga Ga Gallagher, Gallagher, Gallagher! He’s gonna kill me! “



Neil Gallagher – “ Actually I wasn’t the first human experiment. The first experiment was on her parents. It was a stroke of luck actually. I followed the trail of the old puppet master to this hotel. “


Neil Gallagher – “ Your parents, was another story. I had no choice but to kill them. It was a small price to pay to live forever. “


Neil Gallagher – “ Oh my god. “ ( uncut Puppet Master)

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Arnie Cunningham - All of this because some drunk ran over that sh*tter Welch?


Arnie Cunningham- Right up the little tramps @ss!

From Breakfast at Tiffany's

"It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two."~Holly Golightly

I don't think I ever want to see these Puppet Master movies now...

I'm pretty sure I just read the whole script of Puppet Master.

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That reminds me of the Spongebob movie. Where these guys tell Patrick and Spongebob the same type thing, where they make it a bit longer and Spongebob says: " In your face! "

This actually shows me there's hope for you. One, you've seen another movie besides Puppet Master, even though it is Spongebob. Two, you made no Neil Gallagher or Puppet Master reference in that post. Kudos!

Dr. Frankenstein: It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!


Alfred Borden: Are you watching closely?


Robert Angier: It was....the look on their faces.


Henry Ducard: When someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them, and stab them in the heart.




First post by the way.