The Gorge (2025)

The good news: this looks like it could be a pretty good film, it was directed by Scott Derrickson and it also stars Anya Taylor-Joy.

The bad news: it was acquired by Apple, and they almost certainly won't be releasing it to cinemas.

Looks interesting. I wont watch it on Apple+ though.

__________________

Yeah, these exclusives really suck

The stars at the premiere

Two horny snipers must guard the gates of hell all by themselves, because that makes sense. Only on Apple+.

I watched it last night. Absolutely bang average.

This, and the story behind the titular Gorge made absolutely no sense.

__________________

Miles is so handsome.

__________________
I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

Yowzers this looks truly terrible.

Watched it last night:

3/10

I enjoyed the setup and the two leads are charming enough actors, but once things got going I was wishing that the space death ray from that bad James Bond film would instantly vaporize me from orbit. This flick goes right off a cliff, literally and figuratively, and never recovers.

Really bad - AVOID

__________________

Message received. Though I do like the two leads.